The thought of Qian Linjin immediately picked up the phone and unlocked the screen and saw the latest one at a glance.
Old friends of the week
After reading the chat you just had, the cat found that the guy on the other side of your brain who was chatting with you seemed to be in this school. Even find him around you!
Reward feminine transformation +5% shock gun! The cat really had a good dream with Doraemon. Stealing … begging for this pistol to protect you. The cat was busy for three or four days before it escaped from its pursuit.
Punishing everyone at school knows that there is a pervert disguised as a man hiding from the boys’ dormitory and spying on men to take a bath every day.
"Hello? !” Lin Jin frowned and complained, "I’ve become a man again after a week, okay?" Is there something wrong with your punishment? "
"No problem," Lin Jin explained. "The black cat suddenly stumbled in from the screen of the mobile phone. It has two special legs in its head and bandages, but it is still conscientious." No matter whether you tell a lie a hundred times or not, the school will recognize you as a pervert disguised as a man! "
If it is a cartoon, Lin Jin definitely has a big "well" in his head at this time.
Pie pie Lin Jin will start the game in his mind, and some Nai will hold her chin with one hand and glance at the desk phone.
"But if you encounter robbery, murder, arson, bullying and other things after the completion, you will never be afraid again! The shock pistol has been shot at noon! " The black cat danced to describe the bright future for Lin Jin after the completion, and then the whole cat sat down without stopping. "When the time comes, you can go out and find bad guys to fight, and you will become a hero in Xiamen American District in a few days!"
"Bah" Lin Jin put on a disdainful face.
"Lin Jin, who are you talking to?" Lying in bed playing mobile phone Wenxuan suddenly poked out his head and looked at Lin Jin. "What about video with people?"
"Yes," Lin Jin nodded frankly. Although it is not a video with people, it should not be bad with a cat video, right?
At the beginning of the game, Lin Jin immediately gave up and continued to explain her thoughts to Wenxuan. She planned to devote herself to the game, but suddenly she was stunned. She found a black cat the size of a ping-pong ball staggering out from the right side of the screen.
This is a brain screen, not a mobile phone screen.
"Playing games? I’ll come too! I will come too! " There is a look of excitement floating in the bubble of the black cat’s head. Lin Jin walks around in her mind. "Hey, don’t move the mouse, I’ll play!"
"Would you? And look at your feet "has just been awakened by Wenxuan. Lin Jinxian typed these three words in the game dialog box for the black cat to see and then delete them.
"I am a cat!"
"Whatever." Lin Jinsheng can love to watch the black cat start to choose people. He has memorized English for three or four days, and he is counting on having a good time this afternoon, but now he can watch the black cat play games.
But it’s no good if you don’t give it a play. After all, it’s a release. If someone offended it, you might send it to Lin Jinfa to find someone …
Wocao suddenly felt that it was really possible for black cats to be honest!
Suddenly feel a chill
Chapter 36 36 Black History
Old friends this seems quite simple.
Lin Jin looked at the black cat playing the game with one hand holding her chin and casually thinking about it just released.
Isn’t it that I found the pervert who kept pestering myself three years ago? It’s not a matter of minutes to find an excuse to have a video with that guy and find him after knowing what he looks like. After all, the black cat said that the pervert was around.
A tingle in Lin Jin’s heart looked towards Wu Min who was playing the game seriously.
Can’t be this guy? At that time, I saw the abnormal photos. Although it was already three years ago, my appearance must have changed a lot, but when I look back carefully, it seems that the photos really look a bit like Wu Min.
No, Wu Min’s girlfriend seems to have been together for several years. It can’t be him.
Lin Jin sighed and watched the black cat game show exercises while remembering what she had done stupidly when she was young and not sensible.
Three years ago, Lin Jin was a freshman in high school. At that time, he had already degenerated into a bad boy. However, for a forgotten reason, Lin Jin especially liked pretending to be a girl in online games. From the beginning, online games killed immortals until later, LOL three years ago, her skin seemed to be a little girl, which made her face neutral, so when she sent photos, she felt at ease.
Later, it was discovered that LOL not only had to send photos to familiar people, but also had to chat with them by voice. Then she learned falsehood. Unexpectedly, she seemed to be very talented at falsehood, and she was able to fake normal chat and talk in a week. As a result, her cute Loli voice cheated a game ID called left-handed acid guy and said that she wanted to fall in love with her online …
The process was too shameful to recall, so Lin Jin ignored it in her mind. Anyway, she agreed with the idea of fooling her skin
By way of digression, at that time, Lin Jin didn’t know what the left hand was slightly sour at all, and it seemed to sound good. Later, I learned that the ID of the left hand was slightly sour. If I had known the name was so obscene, Lin Jin might have blacklisted this person directly.
Because she hasn’t yet got a rotten conscience, she doesn’t need much skin. After three months of online dating, she needed a total of 200 pieces of skin, and then she suddenly burst into acne. During that time, she went to find her mother and brother and was smoked by her father, so her appetite plummeted and she lost more than 90 kilograms in three months.
After being devastated by acne, Lai Mengmeng’s face seems to be thin, and it looks ugly like a frustrated uncle who can’t video anything with people anymore. Lin Jin told the guy that he was a man, but the man was adamant that he was still obsessed for a month. After that, Lin Jin finally retired this QQ number and gave up the LOL game.
Said Lin Jin to now all don’t know what the name of that ID is extremely obscene and at the same time some spoony guys are called. Maybe I did, but I didn’t remember that at that time, it was usually her husband instead of calling her, and she was called her daughter-in-law …
Wocao! The more you think about it, the more ashamed you are! Three years ago, how did you spend 200 yuan to do such an immoral thing? When I say black cat, I’m trying to expose my black history, right? !
It turns out that I didn’t lose all my black cats in the past two weeks, but I lost nothing three years ago, right?
After figuring this out, Lin Jin suddenly wanted to die even more. The whole person collapsed. wait for a while looked at the wall and always felt that his heart was broken.
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